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i ended up moving this entry above all my other ones for those that get bored and decide they want to drop me a line.






come on be a comment whore just like me and flood this entry ;]
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:06 am (UTC)

some jokes

Patient: “Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.”
Doctor: “I've got some cream for that.


or

A patient says: “Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: “Could you please pass the butter.” But instead I said: “You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life”.”
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:08 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

haha those are great ;]
how yuh been?
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:10 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

pretty damn rocktacular.

hove you been?
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:12 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

i'm alright.
kind of fucked up on pain killers for my stomach.
it helps the pain but gives me a cracked out high.

haha i guess i cant complain though.


rocktacular eh? lol nice word ;b
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:15 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

Im sorry about the tummles. I know how you feel, had like five operations on mine. Bugger ain't it.

I made rocktacular up by the way. Its an Emer original. I like combining words. Like ridiculous and atrocity to ridiculocity, and things like that. Create some type of new vernacular....or make everything a robot or a dinosaur, like The Emorticon, or the Emerasaurus Rexus.

Word up.
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:10 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

haha your icon rocks. where is that from? i know i've seen that drawing before.
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:11 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

heh, that is KEITH HARING, the BEST ARTIST EVER.
You should go look at all his artwork, cos he is amazing.

http://www.haring.com/
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:12 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

o0o. i think i'll do that right now.
everyone else seems to be dead online.
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:16 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

well, in a diff time zone than you, maybe thats why? ;0. 1:15 pm here. What the hell are you doing up so early silly boy.
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:19 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

its 8am something here. lol i havent slept yet so thats why i'm up ;b

bored out of my freakin' mind though.



up to anything fun? ;b
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:21 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

Im going shopping for a halloweeeen costume with my flatmates. I wanted to be something odd, like wear all pink and glue a shoe to my head and be gum stuck to a shoe, but I will most likely end up as a pirate. I like pirates, they are semi-badass. I like semi-badass.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Other than that, Its a lovely day. I may fly the kite i bought yesterday and feed the ducks. Then i will go to sleep thinking, damn that was a great day of flying kites and feeding duck, and that will simply rock my block.
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:24 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

haha thats a great costume idea. better then all the people dressing like the hulk and shit.

holy crap i havent flew a kite in years. they rock!@

chasing ducks are more fun then feeding them tho ;]
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:26 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

why dont you buy a kite, and go to a park and fly it with duck, and while you are flying the kite, you can run with your kite towards the ducks...and the ducks will be like..HOLY SHITE there is some nutter coming after me with a kite and he's running...and they will quack in horror and run.
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:27 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

lol i wish. theres no ducks here. i can attempt with deers but i think they'll end up being the ones running me down.
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:30 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

NO DUCKS....im sorry. I can mail you some ducks. But it would be hard to catch them.
What about pigeons. Could you go into make believe world and pretend the pigeons were ducks.

could work

anyway must bugger off flatmate heckling me

talk to you later, take care
xx
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:31 am (UTC)

Re: some jokes

i'll try to chase some crows ;]


adios!@ have fun ;b
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