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i ended up moving this entry above all my other ones for those that get bored and decide they want to drop me a line.

come on be a comment whore just like me and flood this entry ;]

[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:26 am (UTC)


One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from
across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted
at me,"You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of
wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray ban
Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then
replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:28 am (UTC)

Re: haha

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, bril, mega bril.

This piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says get the hell out of here im not serving and piece of string. Outraged the string left.
He goes out to the alley and decides to disguise himself. So he ties himself into a knot and then frays out the edges so he doesnt look like a piece of string.
He walks back into the bar and asks for a piece of string. The bartended says hey arent you that piece of string i just through out a while ago?
The string goes..'Im afraid not."

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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:30 am (UTC)

Re: haha

lmao you geek.

i think i've heard that one before. its amusing how some people come up with jokes. who'd ever think of a string coming into a bar and ordering a drink. silly people.
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[User Picture]From: vegetableloaf
2003-10-29 05:31 am (UTC)

Re: haha

i know im a geek, i just reread that and saw all the spelling errors and grammatical errors. aack
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[User Picture]From: the_vines
2003-10-29 05:33 am (UTC)

Re: haha

haha its ok i still got the point of it all ;b
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